Lyrics

How come it is dark at 6am and I am hungry for a peanut butter-jelly sandwich
I lost my mojo
I am always horny for a girl to sit on my face and repeat after me
I lost my mojo
When it?s Saturday I like to sleep in cause my boss is such a dick
I lost my mojo
I?d like to rule the world but my refrigerator needs some food
I lost my mojo
Sometimes when it?s cold I turn the heat on, when it?s hot I cool the fan
I lost my mojo
The world is bigger than I thought it was, my TV doesn?t work so now I read a book
I lost my mojo
Did you ever see the Grand Canyon, but now I have to go to the bathroom
I lost my mojo
Then I talk to girls in China some are cute and some are fina
I lost my mojo
I drive all day because I have to make a lot of money cause my rent is due
I lost my mojo
I had this girlfriend once and she wanted to get married so I bought a ring
I lost my mojo
The crows outside are loud I feel like shooting them with a shotgun
I lost my mojo
The world is fine the way it is but I would like to see more hairy pussy
I lost my mojo
The clock is ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking
I lost my mojo
Someday all the people will rule the world, I have to sleep now?