Song Description

THIS IS ONE ABOUT A LITTLE FRIEND OF MINE AND HIS NAME IS MR. HAPPY

Lyrics

WELL HE DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT BOXER'S OR BRIEF'S
WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS WHAT'S UNDERNEATH
SHORT & SRIVIFFLED, ALWAYS TO THE LEFT
THAT'S THE PLACE HE LOVES TO REST
SPORTIN THAT WOODY JUST TO IMPRESS ALL THE CHICKS
HE CAN TAKE A BEATING JUST LIKE A TIMEX
HELL OF A GUY WITH JUST ONE EYE
ALWAYS HANGING WITH ME

MR.HAPPY-MR.HAPPY
MR.HAPPY-MR.HAPPY
MR.HAPPY-HE'S A DISGRACE
MR.HAPPY-WATCHOUT HE'LL SPIT IN YOUR FACE

HE STANDS AT ATTENTION EVERY EARILY MORN
JUST LIKE A NEW RECRUIT IN THE 1ST AIRBORN
HE'LL SALUTE YA WHEN HE SEES YA
IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGH
HE'LL DO YA 50 PUSHUPS UNTIL HE THROWS UP
LIKE AN OLD SOLIDER SLEEPING ON 2 DUFFLE BAGS
IF SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I HAVE
A HELL OF A GUY WITH JUST ONE EYE
STAIRING BACK AT ME
LIKE AN OLD SOLIDER SLEEPING ON 2 DUFFLE BAGS
IF SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I HAVE
HELL OF A GUY WITH JUST ONE EYE ALWAYS HANGING
WITH MY,MY,MY