Song Description

This is a crowd pleaser and a fall down funny song. I have played a folk/accoustic version of it live that is very popular.

Lyrics

Ex Girlfriend Song
By Linda Smith

This is for my ex girlfriend
I won?t mention any names
Cause you might be seeing her

I know that dating me could not have slowed her much?
She?s gets around

I wish I had a guitar pick
So I could stick it in her eye to see if she could cry
Cause I know
She didn?t cry for me
I know I know I know I know I know

This is for my ex girlfriend
She?s like hot and cold water
All mixed up
Into one
She doesn?t even know her head from her ass
She couldn?t find a hole in the ground
If I pushed her face into the dirt
Real hard

I wonder if she knows we?re not dating
Just because we haven?t talked these last six weeks
Maybe she thinks I?m hibernating
I?m sure she has a good reason for her
Lack of calling me

Maybe she fell down in the shower
And her phone is lodged so far up her ass
She can?t make phone calls
Any longer
That?s what happened
What happened to her

So if you see my ex girlfriend
Could you stick your thumb
Into her eye
To see if she could cry
Cause I know
She didn?t cry for me
I know, I know I know I know I know

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Frank Shepherd	My Top Songs	1/2/2008