Lyrics

This morning as I had my coffee
Connected to the internet
And when I opened up my e-mail
I had a message from Collette.

I skimmed it for important details
She used some words that I didn't understand
Like, "Where's all the money from my paycheck?" and "How come you never want to hold my hand?"

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She said she thought about callin'
Thought about a text
This lonely little female
Figured an e-mail would be best

She said we've had this conversation
But her words kept on fallin' on deaf ears
Maybe I just need motivation
But she finds it worrisome that I can't hold down a career

She said, "I love you baby, love you babe, remember good times,"
Like when she tried to teach me how to sing
"You know you'll always have a special place in my heart, but Steven's got a special place in my diamond ring!"

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She said, "Dear Liam I've been thinking
On how best to formulate my thoughts
But the only way I could imagine
Was to send a red warning right to your inbox."

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