Story Behind The Song

Born out of years of Holiday shopping experience, this song was written with the common man in mind. Out there trying to have a heart full of Christmas Spirit but, finding it stolen away by the "Rush, rush here and rush, rush there" time crunch that many folks find themselves in.

Song Description

From trying to find a parking space to buying, wrapping and delivering the presents, HHH reveals what goes through most peoples minds at this time of year and begs us remember what Christmas is truly all about.

Lyrics

A HAPPY HOLIDAY HEART ATTACK

Words and Music by
Lacey Roland


(CHORUS) OH, RUN, RUN HERE
AND RUN,RUN THERE
HEY YOU! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
THE PARKIN? SPACE
I BEEN WAITIN? FOR ALL DAY!
I DON?T KNOW WHAT SANTA HAS FOR YOU
IN THAT BAG UPON HIS BACK
BUT, AS FOR ME, IT?LL PROB?LY BE
A HAPPY HOLIDAY HEART ATTACK!

(VERSE ONE) THE LIST I MAKE FOR CHRISTMAS
JUST GETS LONGER EVERY YEAR
AND THO? I LOVE THE GIVING,
ONE THING HAS BECOME REAL CLEAR
NO MATTER HOW HARD THAT I TRY,
WHEN THE SEASONS HERE
I NEED TO BE REMINDED
TO KEEP THAT CHRISTMAS CHEER!

(CHORUS)

(VERSE TWO) NOW I CAN?T HELP BUT WONDER
IF THERES SOMEONE I FORGOT
?CAUSE I?D SURE HATE TO LOOK LIKE
I?M A TOTAL IDIOT
I?LL JUST BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING,
THO? I AM QUITE STRAPPED
OH NO, I JUST REMEMBERED,
THEY?VE STILL GOT TO BE WRAPPED!

(CHORUS)

(BRIDGE) WELL MY VISIONS BLURRED
AND MY SPEECH IS SLURRED
AND I?M ALMOST OUTTA DOUGH
AND I JUST MIGHT GO POSTAL
IF I HEAR THAT HO, HO, HO!
(IF HE HEARS THAT HO, HO, HO)

(VERSE THREE) I GUESS I?LL GET TO SLOW DOWN
WHEN THE HOLIDAYS ARE THROUGH
I?D LIKE TO SIT AND SOAK MY FEET
IN EPSOM SALTS THAT?S TRUE
BUT, IF THEY SAY I?VE PASSED AWAY,
IT WON?T BE FROM THE FLU
?CAUSE I CAN?T STOP, UNTIL I DROP,
I?VE GOT TOO MUCH TO DO!

(CHORUS)