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WHY, OH WHY, DADDY

As a real young boy I understood why we did most things we did
Like why we burned our trash and why we took our buckets to bed
Like why we slaughtered pet goats to make real nice barbeque
But there?s something that I tried to understand yet never knew

Why, oh why, Daddy, did we tinkle in the yard?
Why, oh why, Daddy, did it seem avänte-gärde?
When we harassed the grass and pee?d the weeds,
Was it just to meet some primitive need?
I?m picking and grinning, reminiscing ?bout pissing in the yard

I understood how Grandma wore those frying pans plum out
I ate giblets in gravy, man I knew what that was about
When the water from the well pretty darn near pushed us out of the house
There?s just one thing I never got, I just can?t work this out

Doctor say elimination; Mama call it urination
Pee-pee or tinkle; sweet relief to a lot of people
Call it what you want, Darling
I remember pissing in the yard

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Kyle Scott
2014 Briarcliff Rd.
Lewisville, TX 75067
972-459-3316