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I WAS SITTIN? AT THE BAR NURSIN? A DRINK
MINDING MY BUSINESS TRYING TO THINK
WHEN A GIRL CAME IN AND SAT THREE STOOLS DOWN
SHE WAS THE HOTTEST LOOKING WOMAN
I?VE SEEN IN THIS TOWN

SOME GOOD OL BOY BOUGHT HER A BEER
LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HER EAR
SHE LET OUT A LAUGH THAT SOUNDED MORE LIKE A SCREAM
AND SAID NOT ON YOUR LIFE HONEY IN YOUR DREAMS

CHORUS
IN YOUR DREAMS ON THAT YOU CAN BET
THAT?S ABOUT AS FAR AS YOU WILL GET
SO DON?T WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR LINES AND SCHEMES
CAUSE NOT ON YOUR LIFE IN YOUR DREAMS

EVERY BOY IN THE PLACE WAS TESTING THEIR LUCK
TRYING TO GET HER OUT AND INTO THEIR TRUCKS
THEY DIDN?T GET FAR WHEN THEIR TURN CAME AROUND
CAUSE ONE BY ONE SHE WAS SHOOTIN? DOWN

I TELL YOU IT WAS A TOTAL DISGRACE
THE WAY SHE TEASED THEM BOYS
AND LAUGHED IN THEIR FACE
SHE WAS BUSTIN? THEIR HEARTS AND THEIR SELF ESSTEAM
WITH NOT IN YOUR LIFE HONEY IN YOUR DREAMS

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I FINISHED UP MY DRINK AND I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE
WHEN HER HAND CAME SLIDING DOWN MY SLEEVE
SHE SAID I?M FEELING KIND OF LONELY
WOULD YOU BUY ME A BEER
OR MAYBE WE COULD JUST SLIP OUT OF HERE

I KNOW A LITTLE PLACE NOT FAR FROM THE BAR
OR WE COULD FIND HEAVEN IN THE BACKOF YOUR CAR
WELL I STOPPED HER RIGHT THERE IN MID STREAM
I SAID NOT ON YOUR LIFE HONEY IN YOUR DREAMS

CHORUS (TWICE)