Lyrics

HORSE TRAILER
Music and lyrics by Ken Buchanan, (c) 2006
Contact: ken@kbsongs.com
Web: www.kbsongs.com

(This ain't my dog house I'm sleepin' in)
Johnny Walker clearly let me down last weekend ? I staggered homeward bound with double vision
I should've known trailer homes have separate sizes ? the one I passed out in was shy one wide
My ole lady wasn't amused
I tried every dang excuse

But I lost my core possessions
My double-wide, my second bride and my deck ... with a view
Oh how my fortune turned from richer back to poor
Now I lay head ... on a Tennessee River bed
Inside my horse ... my horse trailer

I may have damaged my hometown reputation ... 'cause my horse is my sole transportation
Nothing funny about this small misunderstanding and the hey I'm rollin' in
It's all water under that bridge
I might as well drink beer and fish

Since I lost my core possessions
My double-wide, my 4-wheel drive and my deck ... with a view
Oh how my fortune turned from richer back to poor
Now I lay head ... on a Tennessee River bed
Inside my horse ... my horse trailer

My kitchen stove is an indoor-outdoor hibachi grill
And the slots around my trailer guide the smoke up the hill

Where I lost my core possessions
My double-wide, homemade apple pie and my deck ... with a view
Oh how my fortune turned from richer back to poor
Now I lay head ... on a Tennessee River bed
Inside my horse ? where she'll be serving up my divorce ? inside my horse
My horse trailer
My horse trailer
Is that Paisley over there? ... I reckon it is
Yo, hey Brad. Ya gettin' any more bites? Only nibbles over here ? by my horse trailer
So much for bein' rich