Song Description

This is a ficticious story of a guy who gets laid off at some large corporation, and tells his boss that the parking lot is long dark and cold, and that he's got to leave sometime. LOL! It's all about the beat down in the back of the parking lot.

Lyrics

Now last Friday about two seventeen
I was sittin in my cube wrapping up a few things
Wonderin? about the weekend that lies ahead
Go out - or sit home with a bag instead
Things are runnin kind of tight right now
The check I just sent for my car payment?s is gonna bounce
My roomate?s movin? out on the nineteenth
Gotta cover his half ?till next week
But funny thing ? about next week
Your admin fired me
She gave me the pink slip you handed down
Said ya would?ve done it yourself, but you were out of town
But uh?.just to let you know
The parking lot is long dark and cold
So just remember one thing?
YOU GOTTA LEAVE SOMETIME!!!!


Shadows grow my time arrives
In the back of the lot, pullin? stake out on your ride
My heart pounds, other cars pull away
But I?m a patient man, I got time to wait
Watchin your every move, writing down the times you leave
I?ll be watchin anytime you think, speak or breathe
I see ya comin out, yo this is it
I open the door ? the fuse it lit


Everything I?ve held inside is comin? out
Time for a little back of payback
Now you?ll see your face hit the bloody pavement
You had it comin! It?s Pay-back!!!

Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!
Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!


Now I spent the last few weeks getting back on my feet
Mostly dodgin? police?.
Had to hole up in a trailer on the south side of forest grove
Stocked up to lay low
It took me a while but I finally sobered up and got hired
Landed a swing shift at Fred Meyer?s
Sometimes a man?s gotta do what a man?s gotta do
No need to spell it out to ya?
And everything seemed to be rolling just fine
Back-on-my-feet-bring-ing-it- back-in-line
But last week I lifted a shorty and got caught
Gotta find that bitch that narced me off?
So once again ? here I sit in the back of the lot
Drunk of my ass and waitin? for eleven o?clock
When that bitch steps out, oh yeah?
She?s goin? down in a hail of drunken blows

Everything I?ve held inside is comin? out
Time for a little back of payback
Now you?ll see your face hit the bloody pavement
You had it comin! It?s Pay-back!!!

Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!
Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!

Now I?ve been waiting for you here alone, the time is running out for you?
Now I?ve been waiting for you here alone, the time is running out for you?

Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!
Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!
Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!
Woo yeah!! Here comes a parking lot ass kickin?!!