Lyrics

Chorus:
I am such a loser, I drive 55
People passing by my, wondering if I died
With my foot on the pedal, my car is old and so am I
I am such a loser, and I drive 55

I work nights in a bar, serving up some drinks
The end of the night comes none too soon, I tell the drunks to get to their feet
They start moving towards the door, beg me for one last drink
And I end up the witch for not letting them get more drunk

So, I quit my crappy bar job, I got some money saved
I start looking for a real job after 9-11 came
Maybe it was my timing, you know the markets not so good
Or maybe I?m just a loser cause I?m back to slinging booze

I wake up every morning, crabby and complaining
Want to stay in bed and cover my head but my cat pissed on the blanket
I step in dog crap in the kitchen and the coffee pot is broken
My boyfriend ran off with my next door neighbor?s ex-girlfriend

Refrain:
I?m going backwards
People driving so fast when they pass me
Makes me feel like, I?m going backwards