Lyrics

MY GIRLFRIENDS

Verse :1
I would like to find a girl friend for I’m as lonely as can be,
But I’m not sure where to find one, who would be the best you see.
So I went down to the circus where the bareback ladies ride,
But instead a bearded lady tried to lure me to her side.

Chorus:
Oh girlfriends, my little girlfriends, I really love them, I love them all,
But somehow, it seems to happen, that with my girlfriends, I drop the ball.

Verse 2
Next I went to see some art work, but Mona Lisa’s hard to kiss,
So I looked around for Venus, but something was amiss,
Then I went to California, a movie star for me to see,
And I found a classy Lassie and she wagged her tail at me.

Chorus:
Oh girlfriends, my little girlfriends, I really love them, I love them all,
But somehow it seems to happen, that with my girlfriends I miss the call.

Verse 3
So I went back home to Phoenix, feeling down and feeling low,
And one lonely night decided, to take in a rodeo.
Feeling reckless and foolhardy, thought I’d ride a bull or two,
But of course it wasn’t long until I fell on my kazoo.

Chorus:
Oh Girlfriends, my little girlfriends , I really love them, I love them all,
But somehow, it seems to happen, that with my girl friends, I trip and fall.

Verse 4
But then it finally happened, a little cowgirl standing near,
She picked me up and held me, and told me not to fear.
She’s a lovely little lady, she’s got cactus ‘tween her toes,
No more girlfriends now forever, ‘cuz she is my desert rose.

Chorus:
Oh girlfriends, oh how I miss them, I really miss them as you can see,
But now I have just one girlfriend, and she is truly the one for me..