Lyrics

But, But, But...Butt

Now I?m a man whose pretty steady under fire
I take pride in myself, like to think I have nerves of steel.
But when she walked in I was consumed by base desire
The sight of her retreating form
The rhythm of her thighs
I was mesmerized
To say nothing of the size
Good God, I heard myself exclaim:
I can?t believe my eyes!

?But, but, but, but, but, butt...my dear?,
Was all that I could utter
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, butt.
Excuse me if I stutter.
Your posterior anatomy is somehow so mobile
You're shakin? it so, I?m ready to go
But somehow I can?t help but fear...
I?m in love with your rear.


Now I?m a man whom God endowed with two good eyes
With which to enjoy the beauty of the world
So when you walked by, your face caught my eye
But when you turned to leave, you took my breath away.
Your beauty awakes the hidden poet in my soul?
Your countenance fair, your personality sublime.
But it?s really your rare derriere that?s divine
Or if I may be more direct,
Your big bad butt is fine


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spoken:

Your buns are bodacious
Your gluteals are glamorous
You gotta back porch that?s an architectural marvel
How do I love thee, let me count the ways...
One! Two!