Lyrics

Mother I'd like to take fishing
Intro (chicka bow wow)

She's a country girl, loves Hank and Merle
Take her on the dance floor & watch her twirl.
She's a heart attack in the sack, ain't the type to lay on her back


She's a soccer mom,
shaking Pom poms,
blows up at the ref like a cherry bomb.
a mama bear, just taking care,
all the kids stop and stare.


She's a M-I-L-F Mother I'd like to take fishin'
She's a M-I-L-F she got those country boys all wishin'

And the fellas say
Come on girls, don't give us no sass, We were just talking a little Bass, grab your hook, and my pole, let's go down to the fishing hole.
MOTHER yeah I'd Like to take fishing
She's a MOTHER yeah I'd like to take fishing


She's a southern belle, with a rebels yell,
a cool drink of water when it's hot as hell.
She loves football, NASCAR too,
their ain't nothing she won't do
Bait your hook, fillet the snook, did I mention the girl can cook
bakes cupcakes for the PTA
when the wives aren't listening all the daddies say


Repeat chorus

Bridge
The greatest catch of my life
Was when I made her my wife
She liked my big canoe
Turns out she loves fishing too

That's right boys, she's a mom and she mine










Repeat chorus
End song
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