Story Behind The Song
None.
Song Description
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| Song Length |
2:51 |
Genre |
Country - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Incensed |
Subject |
Lawyer |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
MY LAWYER CAN BEAT UP YOURS
He's a modern-day gunfighter
Who ain't never fired a shot.
But if you mess with me or piss me off, I'll give you all he's got.
With an avalanche of papers
And a three piece suit of blue
He'll tear you a new you know what
And after that he'll sue.
My lawyer can beat up yours
Oozin' slime from all of his pores.
Don't need a gun, don't need a knife
to even up no scores
Cause my lawyer
Can beat up yours.
He'll charge me a small fortune
A quarter hour at a time
When he's talkin on the telephone
It's always on my dime.
Drives a big old red Ferrari
When the Porsche is in the shop
When he gets you on the witness stand
You'll be begging him to stop.
REPEAT CHORUS
It's high noon at the courthouse
So you'd better say a prayer.
Cause he's smilin' at the jury
But he ain't playin' fair
As he rides into the sunset
You're feelin mighty sad
Cause he cut you with his silver tongue
And hurt you awful bad.
REPEAT CHORUS & REFRAIN
Jim Englese
36283 Tudor Place
Newark, CA 94560
(510) 792-8320