Song Description
His wife's cranky about his cheatin' and drinkin' ways, so if his drinkin' don't kill him, she's gonna!
Song Length |
3:19 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Mad |
Subject |
Fight |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, She Will
Its five to six and I?m speedin? home late
To the special pot roast she?s planned all week
But the bar calls my name as I drive by
I?ll stop for just one, uh huh yah right
My friends Jack, n? Jim are lined up at the bar
With the short skirt girls, fun?s about to start
Time does fly when you?re flirtin? n talkin?
Til last calls made, and I?m a dead man walkin?
Cause if drinkin? don?t kill me, she will
I?m in the dog house and stayin? until
She?s done livin? in Cheatinheartsville
But if drinkin? don?t kill, me she will
Got a letter from her lawyer just the other day
Said sign by the X, we?d go our separate ways
She said she wasn?t bitter, that?s not what this says
She wants my truck, my boat, might as well be dead
Cause if drinkin don?t kill me, she will
I?m in the dog house and stayin? until
She?s done livin? in Cheatinheartsville
But if drinkin don?t kill, me she will
She?s got something that makes me wanna think
It?s one silver bullet that I don?t wanna drink
Cause if drinkin don?t kill me, she will
I?m in the dog house and stayin? until
She?s done livin? in Cheatinheartsville
Cause if drinkin don?t kill, me she will
Cause if drinkin don?t kill me, she will
If drinkin don?t kill, me she will