Song Description

Answer one question and you can have the woman of your dreams

Lyrics

1-900-4juliet
copyright 2000 R. Marsolf/D.Richardson, BMI/Jerry K. BMI

Verse:
An ad in the personals caught my eye today
I was intrigued by what this woman had to say
She said, "hey Romeo I've been waiting for you"
I need a strong man no one else will do
And this ole boy has been looking for Juliet

Verse:
It said here is my number I'll be waiting for your call
You could just be a call away from having a ball
All you gotta do is answer one question right
And Juliet is yours each and every night
Oh Lord I gotta meet this Juliet

CHORUS:
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1-900-4juliet
1-900-4juliet

Verse:
I just had to know more so I dialed up the telephone
Let my fingers do the walkin' out into the unknown
Started feelin' kinda woozy I broke out in a sweat
I was losin' my cool over someone I'd never met
But this ole boy really needs to meet Juliet

REPEAT CHORUS

Bridge: (spoken)
What is your credit card number sir?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey Romeo, I haven't got all day!

REPEAT CHORUS

(SPOKEN)
DamnThey get ya every time
Hey wait a minute
I wonder how much I got left on my card
I just gotta talk to this Juliet
She sounds like a FINE woman
Uh-huh