Song Description

A wacky little song about Jeffrey Dahmer.

Lyrics

From the very first time that I saw you
I knew then and there you were my kind of man
Thinking how much closer in I could draw you
And it became my plan

Now I see your friends they all keep coming
But I'm too shy to say hello
Instead I stand by the wall softly humming
Do you notice, tell me do you know?

That it's the neighbor girl
Hoping you'll appear? I'll be your volunteer
You, you make my fire curl
When you’re near, when you're near

And so I wait and wait for you to hear me singin':

Out in 213 are the most beautiful boys I've ever seen
And when I hear their honey call
I wanna take 'em on and tell 'em that I'll take 'em all

I pray every day for the love I'll be receiving
That's way I never wonder why I never see them leaving

When we're finally all sittin' in your apartment
Safe and secure on your side of the door
That's when you'll know what that song in my heart meant
And you're gonna want me singin' it some more

Cuz I'm the woman who
Will give you some, a little lesson from
From me to you, show you what I can do
Here I come, here I come, cuz I know

Out in 213 are the most beautiful boys I've ever seen
And when I hear their honey call
I wanna take 'em on and tell 'em that I'll take 'em all
Take everyone to 2-1-3
Forgetting everything except my fantasy
As I get off on what I dream
I get a little bit of something for my self-esteem

The things that it brings make a perfect summer's eve
My mind is free to wander while I wear my heart on my sleeve
And I pray for the day, for the love that I will receive
That's why I never wonder why I never see them leave…

I pray every day for the love I'll be receiving
It's making me appreciate the small steps I'm achieving
And distracts from the facts that swayed my previous grieving
It's why I never wonder why I never see them leaving