Lyrics

There?s a legend heard around from place to place and town to town
Bout a man whom if you?d meet you?d not forget
Up the Jedney hanging loose you might run into Itchy Moose
He?ll tell you things of which you?d never bet
Itchy Moose I hear you calling, Itchy Moose

Itchy Moose was driving truck up in the bush don?t give a fuck
Had one too many road pops than he needs
He hit the corner just a flying, inches from the edge of dying
But he never spilled a drop of that MGD
Itchy Moose I hear you calling. Itchy Moose no more stalling, Itchy Moose

Itchy Moose was working rigs trying to avoid the pigs
Over something that he never did he swears
They caught him by the battery, bout 17 K from Ensign 3
He said ?she looked 16 to me this isn?t fair?
Itchy Moose, the bulls are balling, Itchy Moose

Itchy Moose was cutting logs all day long with baking dogs
And ?timber? was the last thing he would hear
Up above a falling tree, Itchy Moose just looked at me
And showed me where it took him in the rear
Itchy Moose the bulls are balling, Itchy Moose, trees are falling, Itchy Moose

Itchy Moose was feeling fine, surveyed in the last cutline
Decided he should smoke himself some weed
Lost his compass coming out, Itchy Moose just ran about
Was too stoned to remember west from east
Itchy Moose?calling?stalling?balling?falling

There?s a legend heard around from place to place and town to town
Bout a man whom if you?d meet you?d not forget
Up the Jedney hanging loose you might run into Itchy Moose
He?ll tell you things of which you?d never bet
Itchy Moose I hear you calling, Itchy Moose