Song Length |
2:45 |
Genre |
Rock - Modern, Rock - Hard Rock |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Beside Yourself, Stressed |
Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations, Marriage |
Similar Artists |
The Offspring, Ugly Kid Joe |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
LAUNDRY TIME (TAKIN' ME TO THE CLEANERS)
When I first saw you, my retinas burned
Your blouse was see-through, and both of my heads turned
I left high on life through the bars front door
I took you home that night and hope for something more
I prayed so hard I thought my prayers were answered
I married you I married credit card cancer
Eatin? up my wallet, eatin? up my life
No radiation treatment?s gonna cure my wife
You were never one for housework
since the champagne and streamers
When I asked for a clean pair of undies
you laughed and called me a dreamer
You still don?t cook or scrub the tub
you?re not a coupon redeemer
But every payday it?s Laundry Time
---you?re takin? me to the cleaners
My friends say ?Wise up bud, Let her live on her own?
?Be a bachelor stud and leaver her dry as a bone?
I said ?I?d kill to guys? with a tear-filled laugh
?But in the court of law?s eyes, they?ll see that she gets half?
I prayed so hard I thought my prayers were answered
I married you I married credit card cancer
Eatin? up my wallet, eatin? up my life
No radiation treatment?s gonna cure my wife
You were never one for housework
since the champagne and streamers
When I asked for a clean pair of undies
you laughed and called me a dreamer
You still don?t cook or scrub the tub
you?re not a coupon redeemer
But every payday it?s Laundry Time
---you?re takin? me to the cleaners
© JD Dohnal/Midnight Karma Music
P.O. Box 1286
Antioch, TN 37011
(615) 360-7366 or (615) 319-6318
jddohnal@hotmail.com