Story Behind The Song
i wrote this after the "DIXIE CHICKS",had their misunderstanding with what was said about the president.i felt that what NATALIE said was well within her right as opinion.however during their tv interview i was on the edge of my seat waiting to hear the phrase"I,M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY" which i think would have cleared the air. p.s."I LOVE THE DIXIE CHICKS",and if anybody ever makes them cry, again-"I,LL BEAT THEM UP!"
| Song Length |
3:30 |
Genre |
Country - Traditional, Unique - General |
Lyrics
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE
SONG TITLE;
I?M SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY
WORDS AND MUSIC BY;JAN MICHAEL ANTHOS COPYRIGHT 2003
I?M LOOKING TO THE WEST WHERE SKIES ARE SUNNY
I?M ABSOLUTELY SOBER BUT I?M FEELIN KINDA FUNNY
THAT?S OK NO ONES EVER GONNA NOTICE ME ANYWAY
I?M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS BUT I?M FEELIN LIKE A STRANGER
AT PEACE IN A WORLD OF IMPENDING DANGER
FLYING A KITE TIED TO A STONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
SOCIALLY RETARDED AND IN TOTAL ANINIMITY
ONE INVISIBLE MAN ONE STEP CLOSER TO INFINITY
I STOLE HER HEART BUT I DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
I THANK GOD FOR MY GUNS AND MY MEDICATED CONDITION
SO PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
RISE UP ARKANSAS JOIN THE CELEBRATION
GO OUT AND KISS AN INDIAN
NOW I?M TALKING TO ST. PETER STANDING TOE TO TOE
SO ALAMAND LEFT AND DOE-SEE-DOE
THERES MERRIWEATHER LEWIS SIPPIN OX-TAIL SOUP
IN A CANOE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON
SHE STOLE MY HEART BUT SHE DIDDENT GET THE MONEY
SHE?S SORRY IF SHE EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY
NOW I?M HEADING BACK EAST I?VE GOT MYSELF TO THANK
CAUSE I?VE BEEN COURT MARTIALED AND STRIPPED OF MY RANK
AND I?M SLIPPIN INTO TOWN WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS
HOPING NOBODY WILL NOTICE ME
I?M LAUGHING LIKE HELL BUT ITS REALLY NOT FUNNY
I?M SORRY IF I EVER OFFENDED ANYBODY.....ELSE