Lyrics

SANTA?S IN A JAM

VERSE
I?ve looked under ?S? for Santa?s name
But no such person has filed a claim
Oh no, Santa?s in a jam (what a scam)

I?ve looked under ?C? for Mr. Claus
But I presume that name is false
Oh no, Santa?s in a jam (what a scam)

CHORUS
Santa?s gotta pay, gotta write a big check
In all my years I can?t recollect
If ever Saint Nick paid a penny to the government.

VERSE
I?ve looked under ?S? for Santa?s name
But no such person has filed a claim
Oh no, Santa?s in a jam (what a scam)

I?ve looked under ?C? for Mr. Claus
But I presume that name is false
Oh no, Santa?s in a jam (what a scam)

CHORUS
Santa?s gotta pay, gotta write a big check
In all my years I can?t recollect
If ever Saint Nick paid a penny to the government.

VERSE
We?ve looked under ?K? for Kringle too
But we can?t find Santa?s W-2
Oh no, Santa?s in a jam (what a scam)

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Maybe we should phone up England maybe they?ll know in France
What about Japan or Israel ISRAEL!!! FAT CHANCE !!!
The name Santa is not to be found maybe he?s listed underground

Look under ?R? for Rudolf, just in case
Santa?s form has been misplaced
Oh no, Santa?s in a jam (what a scam)

Chorus and out