Schmexercise

Song Description

A Bollywood song about the importance of exercise and fitness.

Song Length 2:30 Genre Electronic - Dance, World - Middle Eastern
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Ecstatic, In High Spirits Subject Comedy, Funny, Encouragement
Similar Artists Weird Al Yankovic, Tenacious D Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

(Spoken.) Are you ready to learn about the long term benefits of health and fitness?

Ahh...

CH) Exercise makes you feel good about yourself!
Exercise makes you feel good about yourself!
Exercise makes you feel good about yourself!
Exercise makes you feel good about yourself!

Release your endorphins! Release your endorphins!
Release your endorphins! Release your endorphins!

To avoid getting massive heart disease, clogging up your arteries,
Due to excess of calories, stop eating so much freaking cheese!
Exercise is the answer to avoid getting colon cancer!
Do a few sets of pushups and crunches, instead of eating extra lunches.
Or instead take a walk or swim, or bench press at the gym.
Or take a ride on your bike. (Sings, referencing the Queen song.)
You can ride anywhere you like!

(Pantomime riding bike.)

Get rid of your stress! Get rid of your stress!
Get rid of your stress! Get rid of your stress!

You can exercise when it's hot or cold! You don't have to look like Arnold!
Exercise makes your bones get stronger, and helps your life last longer.
If you're a tub of lard, then don't push yourself too hard.
Just don't sit at home on your flabby ass, passing gas.
And if you don't wanna try it, then at least go on a diet!

Yeast! Soy! B-12! Lac-to-O-vo!

CHORUS

I'm bringing veggie back!

If you're a vegan, that's chill, my bro! You'll need some protein, though.
But if you're not so hardcore, then look around in your store,
And put some whole grains to use.

Organic produce!


But don't eat fish that's poisoned with Mercury!

Ahh...

CHORUS

Lyrics Jake Dewar Music Jake Dewar
Producer Jake Dewar Publisher Jake Dewar
Performance Jake Dewar Label Jake Dewar (Tragicomic Productions)

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