Lyrics

Sally you leave me breathless. Oh let me count the ways
that I admire your figures. I could watch you all day
You do time and expenses for which I'd gladly pay

If she'd only notice me

One day in the elevator heres how it goes in my head
I'll say lets crunch some numbers. Lets go from black to red
She'll say the only thing thatI really wanna spread.... are sheets from Microsoft Excel

Can't even have you in my dreams
What have you done to me?

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Sally, why won't you audit me
Sally, i'll be 1040 EZ
Do you think our love won't hack it
Or am I in the wrong tax bracket

Sally you've accrued my interest
even in this failing market
Can I get a return investment
Let's meet at my apartment
Before they start outsourcing
The whole IT department

Long distance calls from India

Would you run away with me?
What have you done to me?

Sally, that day you called the helpdesk
I tried, I tried not to confess
But who knew that all those compliments
Would lead you to file complaints of harrassment

(Chorus)
Sally, why won't you audit me
Sally, i'll be 1040 EZ
Do you think our love won't hack it
Or am I in the wrong tax bracket