Story Behind The Song

We live in Lubbock, TX. We're just bringin' it to you.

Song Description

This song is very ridiculous

Lyrics

shroomin to the golden country clasiscs
drinkin ?bout you
servin tang in space
servin up twang in this place
I?ll be country forever I ain?t got no choice
I?ll be country forever and in that I can rejoice
got a bowlegged voice
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for those about to twang
we salute you
for those about to twang
we boot scoot you

There?s a native in the gurestroom
usin? the civil unrestroom

hear him howlin at the half moon

says he saw a cow jumpin over the zoomie zoom a zoom a zoom zoom

zoomin to the golden country classics
dosey doe around the planet?s axis
grab your partner cause you got it made.
.....................now....everybody...............promenade

I?ll be country forever in that I can rejoice
I?ll be country or western and that?s bowlegged choice
We git a covered wagon convoy inothin? but Rolls Royce

I deserve everything I?m facin
I got an honest heart but a guilty reputation
as tthe jury deliberates

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country is the music of the master race
I ain?t talkin? about the color of its face
I?m talkin? bout the ones that just like the way it tastes
wash it down with a western chase

gavel came down really rocked the place
I?m an innocent man with a guilty face
this is the end os my country and western song case
born with a silver spork in my mouth.
raised inandout and back into the south
here we go again just a rockin this place
with that you know where we rest our country case..
we gotta go we?re in the middle of a very big race.