Cowboy Rap (explicit!!!)

Story Behind The Song

I wrote it on a bet - my wife said I couldn't write a rap song she'd like - so I wrote one on her favorite subject (horses) I won the bet

Song Description

Parody - it;s just a joke - don't get your panties in a bunch

Song Length 3:10 Genre Rap - General, Spoken Word - Humor
Tempo Medium Slow (91 - 110) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Disturbed Subject Horses, General
Language English Era 1980 - 1989

Lyrics

COWBOY RAP (C-RAP) By: MC G-Daddy Busta nag (Goroll)
(rap)
Heard a tune today in my pick-em-up truck
Don?t know what it said, but every other word was ?fuck?
?Fuck dis, fuck dat, fuck yo mama till she weep
You think Y?ALL are bad, you oughtta try fuckin?sheep
(baaahh)
Not dissin? ya man, but I ain?t no fan
Of drinkin? talls and bustin? caps while you whinin??bout da man
There?s a place on da map and we got our own HORSE crap
Lemme slap on my chaps and snap some COWBOY RAP
(whinny)
(sung)
Neigh now, boom shangalang. Nobody but ME ride MY mustang, yup
Neigh now, boom shangalang. Nobody but ME ride MY mustang
(rap)
Ya think you?re alone? We also bad to da bone, jones
We moan and we groan ?bout da same shit ? different tone
We got boots, we got chutes, hell my girlfriend got some black roots
We don?t dig posers or brokeback fruits
(lemme hear ya say yeehaw)
I?m big and I?m bad, don?t need no pinky ring
A buckle and some spurs is MY bling-bling
I got da knack to talk smack and dat?s a fact, jack
2-pac??... Shit, I drink da whole SIX PACK
(burrrp)
You got your cripples and your bloods, yeah it?s all good
We got some bad-ass flies y?all, welcome to MY hood
I?m kickin? with da buckskins and da bays o?course
There?s just one I ain?t so jiggy with?.what?s a ?crack horse??
(huh?)
(sung)
Neigh now, boom shangalang. Nobody but ME ride MY mustang, yup
Neigh now, boom shangalang. Nobody but ME ride MY mustang
(rap)
Got me a fair-haired mare, she can be a little bratty
She a dilly of a filly but I show her who?s her daddy
She got back (boy, do she got back), got a big phat ass
I give it props with my crop till she start to pass gas
(whew)
Word to your dam, (maam), but don?t be runnin? no flim-flam
Gonna ride you like the horse that you are, yes I am
Plop my ass behind her withers and she start to buck
Bitch kick me to da curb, I say ?hey, what da fuck??
(whoa)
You mighta kicked my ass today, but I be meaner
Tomorrow afternoon I drop a dime to PURINA?.aye?
(sung)
Neigh now, boom shangalang. Nobody but ME ride MY mustang, yup
Neigh now, boom shangalang. Nobody but ME ride MY mustang

Lyrics Mike Goroll Music Mike Goroll
Producer Mike Goroll Publisher Mike Goroll
Performance Mike Goroll
This track is on 1 Member Playlists
Playlist Creator Playlist Name Date Added
sunshinegrl_usa My Top Songs 12/14/2007

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