Song Description

A Dad thinks he's really cool and brags about it, in reality he's a dork and dances very badly, he should know better.

Lyrics

I'M NOT A SAD DAD
I'VE BEEN TO BAGDAD
I GOT THIS ITCH
COS LIFE'S A BITCH

I CAUGHT YOU'RE MOM
IN BED WITH MAJOR TOM
(SO) I WAS FORCED
TO GET DIVORCED


I'M SPENDING MY TIME
LOOKING FOR A LIFELINE
THIS MID LIFE CRISIS
IT'S WORSE THAN ISIS


2




I DON'T LIKE SEX TOYS,
I LIKE THE BEACH BOYS
NOW I SING/FEEL LIKE ELVIS
AND MOVE MY PELVIS



I GOT A WRINKLE
I GOT A TWINKLE
I CAN DO THE TWIST
JUST LIKE THIS


I'LL TAKE A CHANCE
I'LL DO THE DAD DANCE
I'LL TAKE A BOW
TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW
3


THE PLACES WE GO
I TAKE MY EGO
JOHN TRAVOLTA
YOU CAN EAT YOU'RE HEART OUT

I WIGGLE MY HIPS,
I GIVE YOU SEX TIPS
PUMPED UP ON CHARM COS
DADDY'S GOT A BABE ON EACH ARM



I GOT A SIX PACK
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME BACK
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE
AND DO THE DAD DANCE