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I saw a pretty girl, just the other day, went way out of my way, just to say hay, she pulled out a cigarette and said won't you stay, hmmm, let me think about it, I said no way, at first you were beautiful and then I saw your smile, I could spot your yellow teeth from further than a mile, and out from her clothes popped this funny little smell, she couldn't play it off because it wasn't hard to tell, her clothes and her breath stank, that is when I fell to both of my knees, I wonder what it means, could it be that this girl is siomise twins with a cigarette or a nicotine plant.
Chorus - 1, 2, 3, 4, 20 cigarettes in your mouth hey that is great you can smoke a pack a day, don't smoke your life away there are many better things, you'll see just wait, smoking isn't an escape, don't be a cigarette, don't be a cigarette, don't be a cigarette, don't be a cigarette.
What is it you look for in a relationship, is it the person or is it the cigarette, does it attract you or redirect you, making it obvious this person is not for you, so get a clue, get a hint, get a pepermint and get a lot of them, you'll need a lot of them, what makes you think that smoking is really great, good for your body, good for your mind, destroys your body, destroys your mind, don't believe me, watch over time, the sun never shines on a dark cloud of smoke, years age on you, because you look more old, no one wants to be old, grow cold in the face, money for a cigey is such a waste, all for the taste of a cigarette, please.
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one day I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenager, be totally buff, be the next terminator, to look like that I have to be healthier, and I know smoking won't get me there, I have a hard enough time picking up women, imagine what they would say if they saw me smoking, they wouldn't give me a chance in the world, even if I were a ballerina and did a little twirl, or if I changed my sex and dressed like a girl, I still wouldn't be their girlfriends, because I'd be busy smoking cigarettes, no need to smoke, I have self-respect, so I'll tell you once again, don't be a cigarette.
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