Lyrics

Just how long can you come around here
And sit at the bar drinking beer after beer
Sayin' dumb things whenever I pass by?

"What're you drinking?" well, it's always the same
"How ya doin', sweetheart" hey, I got a name
"Do you wanna dance?" hell, I don't know why
I'm tired of small talk
I got big fish to fry

I was married once to a guy like you
Had high class tastes and a low I.Q.
He'd spend all my money and say, "Have a nice day"
I'm tired of small talk
In a big, big way

?Cause late one night
By the jukebox light
Some old drunk was bugging some gal as I punched B3
He wore her down
From smile to frown
And I thought to myself
?She must be so unhappy
She could be half-crazy
She could be suicidal
Oh my God, she could be me!?

I'm saving all my money for a great big car
Gonna drive far away from this dumb little bar
Gonna find me men with minds of their own
We'll talk big talk on the cellular phone
Then I'll pick me one and we'll settle down
In a great big house in a great big town
Mark my words, I'm gonna do it somehow
I'm tired of small talk
I'm a big girl now