Song Description

A very funny and catchy song about a loud monster.

Lyrics

There?s a monster in my house.
I hear it every night.
It sounds like it has big, sharp claws and nasty fangs that bite.

There?s a monster in my house.
It makes it hard to sleep.
I hear it growling on and on
in a voice so scary and deep.

It sounds like...
ZZZzzzzzzzzz!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!!

There?s a monster in my house,
and it?s coming after me.
There?s a monster in my house.

There?s a monster in my house. I
shake and scream with fear.
My Mom and Dad come running in,
but suddenly there?s nothing to hear.

So they go back to their room,
and leave me all alone.
But soon enough that sound is back
that chills me to the bone?

ZZZzzzzzzzzz!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!!

There?s a monster in my house,
and it?s coming after me.
There?s a monster in my house.

Now the time has come
to face that monster, once and for all.
Armed with a high-powered squirt gun,
I creep out into the hall.
I listen hard to follow the noise,
but soon I ?m filled with gloom,
for the monster?s sound is coming
from within my parents? room!

I slink inside the door
and see a big lump on the bed.
I shoot a stream of water
and it soaks the monster?s head!
The lights go on as the monster wakes,
and boy is it ever mad.
I guess I should have realized,
the monster?s just my Dad.
Oops!

There?s a monster in my house.
Now he?s going back to sleep.
There?s a monster in my house.

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?