Story Behind The Song

Was originally a bitter and twisted liric that with it developed a great tune. So I revisited the liric and turned it into humour instead.

Song Description

He thinks he is a great catch, infact he is horrible but insists that his faults are in fact endearing traits. Humour.

Lyrics

So I had a car I loved as madly as could be,
I was always there for you if only you could see,
That my love could stretch to you without your jealiousy,
You should have married me.

So you think the car I had was not the best for you,
Well it had three wheels, the least that I could do,
I kept the kitchen on the dash, I love your rabbit stew,
You should have married me.

So I had a house I loved as madly as could be,
I was always there for you if only you could see,
That my love could stretch to you without your jealiousy,
You should have married me.

So you think the house I had was not the one for you,
Just because the bathroom was an eight foot six cannoo,
So I had ten lodgers, I did it all for you,
You should have married me.

Bridge
I know that I'm not perfect, I'll try so very hard,
The picking and the scratching, I'll do in the back yard
Let me at the tooth paste, I'll screw the top on hard
You should have married me.

Instrumental

So I had a job I loved as madly as could be,
I was always there for you if only you could see,
That my love could stretch to you without your jealiousy,
You should have married me.

So you think the job I did was not the most devine,
Cleaning out the badger set was taking all the time.
I had 'em in the living room, the smell was so sublime
You should have married me.

You should have married me.