Lyrics

No Way to Treat a Dress
(Vikki Lee)

Well it curves way up my thigh
With a waist that is sky high
It looks like a party
Too bad I'm not five
High fashion is becoming a terrible mess
And that ain't no way
That ain't no way to treat a dress
To treat a dress

It says size two
I weigh a hundred and forty
I'd like to be skinny
But really good Lordy
Who are you kidding, confess
That ain't no way
That ain't no way to treat a dress
To treat a dress

You can keep your look books guys
'Cause I ain't looking
This is one little fish that you're not hooking...

Those polyester blends
And those high low hems
Could be fun I suppose
But we're paying through the nose
To feel really silly at best,
And that ain't no way
That ain't no way to treat a dress
To treat a dress

In those mirrors in your store
I lost ten pounds for sure
But I gain it back and more
When I walk through my own door
'Cause those bright stripes that run from east to west...
That ain't no way
That ain't no way to treat a dress
To treat a dress

This is one little fish that you're not hooking...

Well we want to look nice
And we want to look pretty
But guess what guys,
Lots of us are over thirty
Please heed our little request...
That ain't no way
Hey, we're just sayin'
That ain't no way to treat a dress
To treat a dress