Story Behind The Song

autobiographical - well maybe (!)

Song Description

When a guy goes for a country walk, his life is transformed by a chance encounter with a femme fatale sheep. He enters into an obsessive yet ultimately doomed relationship, but comes out with a learning that will stand him in good stead for the rest of his life. An epic comi-tragedy that is an anthem for lost men everywhere.

Lyrics

Sheena The Shapely Sheep

She had big brown eyes that could hypnotise
Sheena the shapely sheep
She could wow the guys with her gorgeous thighs
Sheena the shapely sheep
Tho? my friends said Creep you cannot keep
Sheena the shapely sheep
I was in too deep and I couldn?t sleep
Cos of Sheena the shapely sheep


I never realised when I walked that country mile
Romance was round the corner just over the next stile
She grazed so gracefully, her fleece outshone all others
Some animal attraction stirred, who could resist those udders
Yes, in my time I?ve been ignored
But at once when Sheena winked, I knew I had scored

(CHORUS)

I took her cruising in my motor round the town
So I could show her off to all the blokes around
She looked fantastic as we toured the local strip
She looked so sexy in her make up and sheep dip
We found a hillside facing South
I gave her brand new sheep sheers
She gave me foot and mouth

(CHORUS)

I took her to a takeaway, she thought that was fab
But when my back was turned she must have been grabbed
She cried no, I cried no
She cried no, but she was nabbed
That?s why she?s now a lamb kebab

CHORUS

Baa baa,
In the back of my car
No more baa

But I?ll never ever schmooze
A shapely sheep like Sheena again