Lyrics

Cheapest shrink in town

(c)Words and Music:
Ande Rasmussen / Donna Aylor / Wake Eastman

You don't need to lay on a couch
This barstool will suit you fine
Have a seat and tell ole Bob
What you got on your mind
He'll pour you a double
You can lay down your troubles
He don't give much advice
But he don't mind one bit
If ya tell the same story twice

CHORUS
HE'S THE CHEAPEST SHRINK IN TOWN
AND ALL HE NEEDS IS A TIP
YEAH THEM HIGH FALOOTIN' PHD'S
AIN'T NOTHIN'BUT A DANG OLE GYP...no
YOU DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT
TO POUR YOUR HEART OUT
JUST BELLY UP TO THE BAR
TO THE CHEAPEST SHRINK IN TOWN

Five o'clock Jimmy's right on time
For his barstool therapy
He tells Bob that Barbra done left him
For the second time this week
Bob just nods his head and that's all he says
With an understanding grin
Gives Jim some ninety proof advice
And let's the healin' begin

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE
You can cry and complain
Come in out of the rain
If life's backed you up to the wall
Lay down your dollar
Take a big swaller
Til Bob hollers "Last call"

REPEAT CHORUS