Lyrics

Meet The Candidates



Words and Music by Gordon Moir and George Paterson



(Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the most powerful man in the world?

the forty third President of the United States of America)





Meet the candidates, on election day

A thousand dollar bill will buy your suit

With just enough left over for a quick toot



Daddy won?t you buy me?.

A piece of your pie?

Daddy won?t you buy me?

A judge I can buy?

Daddy won?t you pay off?.

My dealers and whores?

Daddy won?t you let me?.

Have my own wars?



(VOTE FOR ME)

?Cause I?m a sucker for you

(VOTE FOR ME)

?Cause I?m a killer for you

(VOTE FOR ME)

?Cause I?m addicted to you

I?m just a sucker for you

I?m just a sucker for you



Meet the candidates, on election day

Don?t matter what you?re selling

Just look good

Although, you know,

You?ve trouble spelling I.Q.



Daddy won?t you censor?

Those pictures I saw?

Dad I?m going to keep your?

Archaic gun law

Daddy there is danger?

In Rock and in Rap

Dad I?m going to outlaw?..

All of that crap



(VOTE FOR ME)

?Cause I?m a sucker for you

(VOTE FOR ME)

?Cause I?m a killer for you

(VOTE FOR ME)

?Cause I?m addicted to you



I?m just a sucker for you

(repeat)



I?m just a sucker for you

I?m just a sucker for you

?cause you buy my homespun point of view

I?m going to fry your brother

And let them shoot your mother

It ain?t no trouble for ?good old dubya?