Lyrics

AMONG THE FANCY ONES
SITS A SWEET BOY
ENVY, EYE, AND EARED AND A FIRE TRUCK TOY
WRAP IT AROUND THE GREAT WHITE TREE
SATAN CLAUS KNOWS WHO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE
HE KNOWS IF YOU?VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
TERRORIZE THE ELDERLY IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
PUSH LITTLE BOBBY?S FACE IN THE MUD
AND BURN MAMA?S LIVING ROOM WITH TOY AIRPLANE WOOD

CHRISTIAN FAMILY RODEO
PACK UP YOU FRIENDS AND YOUR DEAD SKIN CELLS
ROUND UP THE KIDS
CHILIDOGS AND SNOWCONES
IT?S A NICE PLACE
CHRISTIAN FAMILY RODEO

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON OUR SIDE
LEAVE YOUR USED LOAFERS AND YOUR WHITE SLACKS ASIDE
LET?S REPENT FOR OUR SINS
WITH A GAME OF TWO HAND TOUCH
LET THE FUN BEGIN

CHORUS

IT?S NOT A LONG WALK AT ALL
SPEAK YOUR WORD DOOR TO DOOR
LURE THEM IN SO THEY LET YOU
INTO THEIR HEARTS
IT?S NOT A LONG WALK AT ALL
INVADE YOU CITIES AND SOULS
DON?T BE FRIGHTENED.........
DON?T BE FRIGHTENED