Lyrics

Chosen One

A list of things to do
From nineteen-eighty-two
Get Converse All-Star shoes, and a haircut
Feed the dog

September twenty-two
And it?s a brand new moon
School will be starting soon
But they won?t see me there

Then they?ll know that I?m the chosen one
When my space ship blasts off for the sun

I?ve been working hard
The shed in my backyard
Is full of baseball cards
And dirty magazines

Got a guitar out there
And rockstar stuff to wear
My dad?s reclining chair
And stolen gasoline

Soon they?ll know that I?m the chosen one
When my space ship blasts off for the sun

Ken?s brother bought me beer
I?ve got a case out here
Mom says this time next year
I?ll have to get a job

I stole the bathroom mirror
Christmas lights for atmosphere
A toilet seat so I can steer
My way right up to God

Then they?ll know that I?m the chosen one
When my space ship blasts off for the sun