Story Behind The Song

On my last visit I felt tension all around the swanky club.

Song Description

A smooth SAMBA sneer by an uninvited guest,NAMING DRINKS and noting outpoints around a Country Club.

Lyrics

Country Club Tension





Here, have a Cuba Libra

To relieve ya

From your hot, hazy, humid

Stupid

Country Club tension



How 'bout another Mai-Thai

You seem so dry

In this hot, hazy, humid

Stupid

Country Club Tension



Tanning on the lawn - yawn

Millionaires in rattan chairs

Check each others' swim wear

Shaded eyes hide jaded stares.



Another dry martini

In Bikini

Better yet make it dirty

Flirty

Wet apprehension



Who's drinking whiskey sours

Oh, they're ours

One more round's a tad risky

Frisky

Chad has your room key



Cunning in the sun - fun

Shooting from replacement hips

Slick expensive lo - tions

In the palms with pool-boy tips



Am I the only one who feels out of place here?

Would it be better if I were

a member

I'm sure they all know best

Since I'm an 'uninvited guest



I think I need a Gibson

For the onion

With a warm Bloody Mary

Very

Good with White Russians

Now mix them in a blender

For this bender

I am starting today till

I'm far away

From this stinking

Drinking

Social invention

Once I'm far from here

I might have a beer

And did I fail to mention

I will down one shot

Every day I've not

Set my booty in snooty

Country club tension


© 2012 David Brunoeh

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Ionut Mirel Udrea	Best Latin Songs	2/9/2016