Lyrics

They always start out the same way
"You'll feel better off"
they say
If you just change your look
Then all your dreams'll
Come true

Television and the guys
Are all lookin' for the
ideal size
I'm just a product of my times
So what else can I do?

There's no real use
If I complain
About what we just
give away
I've even traded country music
For a Hollywood IQ

If half of what they say
is true
Everything's new
and improved
And there's a star on
Sunset Boulevard
Just waitin' there for you

Men complain 'bout women
Over the waiting
or their weight
They don't miss their water
'Til the well runs dry

As we turn and walk away
And we leave them behind
What they see when we
walk away
Oughtta make them cry
I'm gonna make 'em cry!

Most men want to get
from women
What they expect from cars
It's no wonder that we're
Often pushed too far
Halter tops: retractable
Top speed: matter-factual
Slide-in bucket seats
Promising comfort for two

Men complain 'bout women
Over the waiting
Or their weight
They don't miss
their water
'Til the well runs dry
So, as I turn and
walk away
And I leave you behind
What you see when I
walk away
Oughtta make you cry
I'm gonna make you cry!

I'm gonna make you cry!