Lyrics

I can't wait

I'm one helluva performer the girls love it when I shake my ass
corporate sponsors and t-shirt sales
line my pockets with cold hard cash
3 minutes and 45 secondsan average pop lifespan
all I want is to be on the radio
I'm my biggest fan

I learned everything I knowfrom re-runs of the muppet show

I Wanna be an overnight sensation
but I don't think I can wait that long
I need an entourage and a sleazy cut-throat agent
first I need a bad-boy image and a really catchy song
I can't wait

We could do a reunion
in twenty years from nowthrough critics eyes, we're criticized
we'll kick our drummer out
we'll have a smash hit
and forty more minutes of filler shit

Chorus----

Me and the boys are movin' in sync
if we can't harmonize
we'll just lip sync

Lead solo----

Chorus----