The Trash

Song Description

Humorous take on woman who wants a clean house and man who wants to get laid. All set to polka beat! Very G&S.

Song Length 2:02 Genre Jazz - General, Unique - Polka
Tempo Fast (151 - 170) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Similar Artists Harry Nilsson

Lyrics

She wont take out the sexy toys
Till I take out the trash
We can?t get started making hay
Til we?re through with making hash
I feed the aspidistra
And bag the fireplace ash
Cos I won?t bring out the sexy toys
Til he takes out the trash

We keep a clean and pleasant home
For neatness she's a stickler
But I?ll do nearly anything
For the touch of her french tickler
I?ll pick my socks up off the floor
The question?s when, not whether
If I knows I?ll wear the bunny ears
And the boots of spanish leather

CH

The garden needs some weeding
The kids all need a bath
And before we do the nasty
We need to do the math homework
You may think she's demanding
But to great lengths I will go
For she?s a real artist with
A riding crop and a dildo

CH

Lyrics Dan Cohen Music Dan Cohen/Peter Moffitt
Producer Dan Cohen/Peter Moffitt Publisher Thunderbunny Music (BMI)
Performance Dan Cohen, vocals
This track is on 1 Member Playlists
Playlist Creator Playlist Name Date Added
killer dolphin My Top Songs 9/10/2007

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