Story Behind The Song

This started out to be a serious song and the more I got into it the funnier it got -- poor dude used up everything he had to wipe up all the tears over that gal.

Song Description

I cried so much I'm out of handkerchiefs and kleenex and finally I had to use my socks for my teardrops and to wipe my nose.....over you. Finally, I got fed up and kicked your fanny out the door.

Lyrics

(1)
I'm soaked, upset, I'm very, very wet 'cause I've been cryin' all my teardrops over you. I'm sad, been had, I'm gettin' so darn mad 'cause I've used up all my kleenex on you too. Well, I cried all night just thinkin' 'bout the way things used to be -- now I've gone through my handkerchiefs - you'd think that I would see. I'm burned, concerned, but will I ever learn -- I'm still cryin' all my teardrops over you.

(2)
You lied, I cried, I'd like to kick your hide -- you've found somebody new and now we're through. I'm shook, been took, I feel so overlooked - so I'm doin' the only thing that's left to do. I'm in an all night laundromat just-a-washin' out my clothes 'cause I finally had to use my socks to dry my tears and wipe my nose. That's It! You Twit! You take your things and get! And don't you come around me anymore!

(3)
Now I'm sittin' home alone each evenin' playin' solitaire - and when I pass that bathroom door, I still see you sittin' there. I'm whipped, I'm beat, you knocked me off my feet, but I won't be cryin' 'bout you anymore. No, I won't be cryin' 'bout you anymore - 'cause I finally kicked your fanny out the door!!!