Lyrics

I'm in the van across the street i'm watching you change (i see you)
I show i care by masturbating to yr myspace page (i see you)
Yesterday i waited for three hours, you were not home (i see you)
My better fantasies involve you arriving not alone (i see you)

Now that i've been keeping statistics on yr hiccups i've found it only happens on weekends
I went through yr garbage looking for old panties because to survive i know i'll need them
I looked through yr window because i thought you were putting a tampon in but it was yr grandma and her depends
If you just give me a chance all i want is to be friends.

Thursday, i saw yr boyfriend...my dick is bigger than his (i see you)
I think he's gay, i can tell by the way he takes a piss (i see you)
I bought you better birthday presents but couldn't give them to you (i see you)
They're in the van, in a box, next to my bucket full of poop (i see you)

"You've got the prettiest teeth that I have ever seen on a human
This story has no end, I'm waiting for you to invite me out of the van
Thinking of you is all I ever want to do, you make me fuzzy down to my spleen
Why does everybody think it's a problem, I'm 45 and you're not quite 18?"