Song Description
A short, funny, techno song about how the song itself is someone's crappy Christmas present.
| Song Length |
1:50 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Electronic - Dance |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Jovial |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
This is your crappy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
It didn't take me all that long.
(No)
This is your flimsy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
I made this stupid techno song.
(Whoa)
You may not feel the Christmas spirit.
(No)
Well maybe he doesn't wanna be felt.
(Uh oh)
Perhaps you'd feel a little more Christmas...
(Yikes)
...if this song had some Christmas bells.
(Well here you go)
This is your crappy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
It didn't take me all that long.
(No)
This is your weak-ass Christmas present.
(Yeah)
It was this or a purple bong.
(Whoa)
Some folks bake up Christmas cookies.
(Mmmm)
Some folks make the Christmas whoopie.
(Aw yeah)
Some folks go out Christmas shopping.
(okay)
But I make techno for your stocking.
(now dance)
This is your crappy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
This is it, so you better smile.
(No)
This is your flimsy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
I pushed some buttons for a while.
(Whoa)
This is your crappy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
It isn't much in the way of fun.
(No)
This is your thumpy Christmas present.
(Yeah)
But hey, at least there's only one.
(Whoa)