Smokin' Crack (A Cautionary Tale)

Story Behind The Song

I use to work in a bad part of town and use to sing this song to myself to dissipate the sorrow that surrounded the issue

Song Description

A cautionary tale about, loosing your girl, house, guitar to buy Crack. Turning a trick or two

Song Length 2:28 Genre Country - Rockabilly, Spoken Word - Humor
Tempo Fast (151 - 170) Mood In High Spirits, Frenetic
Subject Drugs, Naughty Sex Similar Artists Weird Al Yankovic, The Jerky Boys
Language English Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Smokin' Crack (a cautionary tale)

Yesterday, I sold my car
And this morning I pawned my guitar
Aint no hope of ever gettin' her back

I'm smokin' crack
smokin' crack, smokin' crack

I use to have a house
I use to date a fox
now my new address is
a cardboard box
and my girlfriend is a dime rock

I'm smokin' crack
smokin' crack, smokin' crack

Heroine is so passe
But crack cocaine is A Okay
and Marajuana
I just don't wanna

I like smokin' crack
smokin' crack, smokin' crack

Can you give me a dime?
Can you spare a dollar
Well I'll suck your dick
but I won't swallow
but I'll play with the balls
and I'll stroke the shaft

Anybody know why?

Cause I'm smokin' Crack
smokin' crack
smokin' crack, smokin' crack

Lyrics Clay Bell Music Clay Bell
Producer Clay Bell Publisher Clay Bell
Performance Clay Bell, Doug Carlson, Eric Schramm Label Mammon

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