Story Behind The Song
I dated a girl that had the most incredible menagerie of ex-boyfriends. I must have written this song to help me feel better about my own shortcomings.
Song Description
A man touts his sexual proficiency to all of a beautiful woman's ex-lovers.
Even though she was with smarter, more artistic and better looking men; none of them could compete sexually
| Song Length |
3:00 |
Genre |
Folk - Alternative, Spoken Word - Humor |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Delighted, Adorable |
Subject |
Sex Toys, Pride |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, The Monkees |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Dildo For Sale
I remember a few years back
You use to go with that
Handsome, handsome man
But he was conceited and unkind
So I will remind him you've got a Dildo for Sale
Dildo for Sale
My baby has got a Big Black
Dildo for Sale
She said she needed it before
But not anymore
whoa Dildo for sale
And there were a handful of Poets too
They didn't want a lover they only needed a muse
They offered their prose
But they never gave you their soul
Hey there Rimbaud
What rhymes with
Dildo for Sale
My baby has got a Big Black
Dildo for Sale
She said she needed it before
But not anymore
whoa Dildo for sale
You may say it's obscene
You may say it's absurd
You may refuse to listen to a single word
but word on the street is your girl is
still using her's
and mine's got a dildo for sale
And There were the intellectual ones
At times their wit could be fun
But they kept a nose in a book
never noticed your good looks
hey there Einstein your
X minus U multiplied by the times service per day
is a quotient with a derivative that is directly proportionate to
A dildo for sale
Dildo for Sale
My baby has got a Big Black
Dildo for Sale
She said she needed it before
But not anymore
whoa Dildo for sale
It's up on Craigslist right now
And Ebay too with a very low starting price
Dildo