Lyrics

Crocodile Tears

Music by Marina Danilova

Lyrics by Gabriel S. Karcagi

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The mouse and the elephant don?t make a lovely pair

You?ll never match a grizzly with a polar bear

The bee and the flea won?t be going to the ball

Sometimes I wonder what I?m doing here with you at all



The seagull and the eagle always fly apart

The poodle and the beagle very quickly part

A turtle would hardly get married to a duck

A chicken will never teach a kangaroo to cluck



Birds of a feather should always stick together

Woe betide the one who interferes

with natures creations, strange combinations,

always end in crocodile tears



Sea-snakes and dolphins lead separate lives

Salmon and jellyfish swim in different tides

Snails and bandicoots haven?t even met

The two of us together, now that?s a losing bet



An orca and a porker could never ever breed

They just couldn?t organise a mixing of their seed

If you crossed a monkey with a big eared donkey

Now there is something we don?t need



Birds of a feather should always stick together

Woe betide the one who interferes

with natures creations, strange combinations,

always end in crocodile tears



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Tigers and lions don?t hunt on the same plains

To do so would surely diminish both their gains

The worm and the mole both live underground

But they?re paths are always separately bound



You?ll never see a dog rubbing shoulders with a cat

Us two fraternising, that?s the weirdest yet

I think it very best if we go our own sweet way

?cause we two are too different, what more is there to say



Birds of a feather should always stick together

Woe betide the one who interferes

with natures creations, strange combinations,

always end in crocodile tears