Lyrics

I'M LIVING IN A ONE ROOM, SHARING A BATHROOM WITH A NICE GIRL FROM FRANCE
AND A PLAYSTATION HERMIT AND A GUY WHO JUST WON'T QUIT
BUGGING ME FOR CIGARETTES AND A DANCE
I VISITS IN MY PLACE FROM A MOUSE WHO'S GOT A FACE I SWEAR SAYS HELLO
AND THE HEATER WORKS IN SUMMER WELL MY FEET ARE GETTING NUMBER
AND ON THE INSIDE THERE IS SNOW

HEY WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO HAVE A ONE UP TWO DOWN?
OR I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT A MANSION ON A THOUSAND ACRE GROUND
I'D DRIVE A LAMBORGHINI IN MY GUCCI BIKINI AND
KEEP YOU IN THE MANNER YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO
OH BABY I WOULD SPOIL YOU, ROYAL YOU, TOY WITH YOU, BOY OH BOY WHAT I WOULD DO

BUT I'M LIVING TWO FLIGHTS ABOVE A BAR WITH BRIGHT LIGHTS
AND A BASS DRUM THAT KICKS ME IN THE HEAD
AND THEY'RE SELLING THEIR BEER AND DRUGS AND I'VE GOT MY EAR PLUGS
DROWNING THE SCREAMING OF THE DEAD
WELL I'M PAYING MY DUES I'VE GOT NOT MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM COS IT'S JUST WHERE I'M AT
AND I'M EATING OUT OF CANS AND TALKING TO THE MAN,
PRAYING HE'LL SAVE ME FROM ALL THAT

HEY WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO HAVE A ONE UP TWO DOWN?
OR I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT A MANSION ON A THOUSAND ACRE GROUND
I'D DRIVE A LAMBORGHINI IN MY GUCCI BIKINI
AND KEEP YOU IN THE MANNER YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO
OH BABY I WOULD SPOIL YOU, ROYAL YOU, TOY WITH YOU, BOY OH BOY WHAT I WOULD DO

I'D DRIVE A LAMBORGHINI IN MY GUCCI BIKINI
AND KEEP YOU IN THE MANNER YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO
BABY I WOULD SPOIL YOU ROYAL YOU, TOY WITH YOU BOY OH BOY WHAT I WOULD DO

I'D BUY ALL OF TAHITI AND GIVE IT TO YOU SWEETIE
AND KEEP YOU IN THE MANNER YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO
BABY I WOULD SPOIL YOU, ROYAL YOU, TOY WITH YOU, BOY OH BOY WHAT I WOULD DO
BABY I WOULD SPOIL YOU, ROYAL YOU, TOY WITH YOU, BOY OH BOY WHAT I WOULD DO