Song Description
Christmas Parody
| Song Length |
3:10 |
Genre |
Folk - Alternative |
Lyrics
IT AINT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF I HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I gotta get this off of my chest,
Christmas makes me so depressed.
I been like this since I was a boy.
People get friendly, I don?t trust it,
People so friendly make me disgusted.
So unnatural, all this joy.
Yet every year, I spend my time
Spend my money gonna lose my mind, it seems.
Next time that I hear the phrase,
?Cash or Charge? Happy Holidays!?
I?ll scream.
It ain?t none, none of your business
If I have a Merry Christmas
If I have a Happy New Year.
All these hugs, all these kisses
I get enough from my Mrs.
I ain?t gonna feel no Christmas cheer.
Now I got nothin? against Baby Jesu
He?s a real fine guy, one of the few
And I?m sure he?s glad we recall him still.
Bu does that mean I got to be pleasant
To my Aunt Rebecca and get her a present?
I never liked her, never will.
Christmas would be better if
Thanksgiving Day did not exist at all
Just when I?m startin? to recover, another turkey
And then my mother-in-law.
Chorus
It?s not that I ain?t sentimental
I hang stockings on the mantel
The music is swell
But all the lights and all the traffic
Make me slightly psychopathic
I think to myself I could murder an elf.
Chorus