Mr. Not Quite as Cool as You Think You are Pants

Story Behind The Song

The creative inspiration for this song was derived from the movie, Napolean Dynamite.

Song Description

The lyric content is humorous and tells the story of how a loser finds his place. In the first verse the protagonist is stood up and realizes that everyone is laughing at him. He is feeling down about himself until he?s sees Mr. Not Quite and Cool as H

Song Length 3:49 Genre Rap - Alternative, Pop - Alternative
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Masculinity Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

VERSE II:
Oh no, I cannot believe,
Stood up again for the world to see.
Everyone's laughing, you know I can tell,
Their thinking "loser" with a capital "L."

Feeling pretty down about the state I was in,
So I grabbed my doggie bag like I just didn't care.
I need a pick me up, when around the bend,
You came like an answer to my prayers.

CHORUS:
You're Mr. Not Quite as Cool as You Think You are Pants,
Like you're God's gift to women when you ain't got a chance.
You say you got game, but you're just looking lame.
You're Mr. Not Quite as Cool, as You Think You are Pants

VERSE II:
Whoa man, had to stop and check it out,
Uptown brother, show 'em what it's about.
With that goofy cap, and them droopy drawers,
You'd be in fire, if it was still '94.

Straight out o the burbs in mama's caravan
Bumpin' them beats like you got nothing to loose.
I'm feeling much better about who I am.
Is it hard to to be so gosh darn smooth?

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
So later that night, I was standing all alone,
Waiting for my sister, to give me a ride home.
And you'll never guess who pulled up by side and said,
"What's up dog, you need a ride?"
And that day I became one of the guys.

CHORUS:
We're Mr. Not Quite as Cool as We Think We are Pants,
Like we're God's gift to women when we ain't got a chance.
We say we got game, but we're just look lame.
We're Mr. Not Quite as Cool, as We Think I am Pants

Lyrics Nathan Tharp Music Nathan Tharp
Producer Nathan Tharp Publisher Nathan Tharp
Performance Nathan Tharp

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