Cactus Joe

Cactus Joe

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Rock - Indie/Low-Fi | Middleton, Wisconsin, United States
Total Song Plays: 1,066   
Member Since: 2009
   Last Login: over 30 days ago
   Sounds Like: Elvis Costello, Black Sabbath

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Song Description

Sometimes you see a beautiful girl or woman with a very unattractive man and you wonder how that happened. This is a song about the ugly guy wondering the same exact thing about the hot girl he is with. Why? But he is not asking any questions. Just enjoying it while he can. This song won 2010 BEST HARD ROCK/PUNK SONG at the 2010 Madison Area Music Awards.

Story Behind the Song

The song is from the perspective of a guy who is really quite amazed that he is dating a beautiful woman. It is a nerdy guy's masterpiece. This song will be a nerd anthem. Perhaps that is why it won BEST HARD ROCK/PUNK SONG at the 2010 Madison Area Music Awards.

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Lyrics

Porn Star Hot
by J Leonard
COPYRIGHT 2009 Cactus Joe Productions LLC

VS
This girl's body is so fine.
I can't believe that she is mine.
She wants to make it with me all the time.
I really think she must be blind.

CH
She is, she is, she is...porn star hot
I am, I am, I am, so very not
She is, she is, she is...porn star hot
I am, I am, I am, oh so not

VS
What is this girl doing with me?
She's about as perfect as can be.
She wants to kiss me constantly.
What the hell in me does she see?

BR
Instr bridge

I've never had a girl like this.
Such gorgeous eyes and hair and lips.
Her strut is something you can't miss.
Just look at how she moves those hips.

CH

Song Length
3:44
Genres
Rock - Alternative, Rock - Indie/Low-Fi
Tempo / Feel
Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Moods
Pleased, Pleasant

Subject Matter
Excitement, Body/Bodies

Similar Artists
Kiss, Frank Zappa
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Joe Leonard
Music Credits Joe Leonard
Producer Credits Cactus Joe Productions LLC
Publisher Credits Cactus Joe Productions LLC
Performance Credits Guppy Effect
Label Credits Cactus Joe Productions LLC